There’s nothing better than a good joke when you’re in need of a pick me up. For flower lovers, we have the best thing: flower jokes!
Enjoy reading these, and if you want to spread the seeds of laughter with others, you have a variety of jokes that are suitable for different people, with our flower jokes for kids, flower knock knock jokes, and our (albeit risqué!) dirty flower jokes.
Flower Jokes for Kids
What did the rose do when all hope seemed lost? Rose to the occasion.
Who is the most famous teen popstar in the flower world? Hannah Lantana.
What kind of garden do bakers have? Flour gardens.
What happened to the flower’s bike? Its petals broke.
What is a flower’s favorite band? Guns N’ Roses.
What did the electrician plant in his garden? Light bulbs.
Where do gardeners sleep? On flowerbeds.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster? Floret.
Why does the flower do after taking photos? Photosynthesize.
What did the flower who hated haggling say? Take it or leaf it.
What do flowers say to each other? How’s it growing?
What flower do French people like best? The croissanthemum.
What happens when a dog and a flower get together? A collie-flower.
What did the dog do in the garden? Peonies tree, peonies that tree.
Why did the flower shop burn down? There was a florist fire.
How do roses support their friends? By saying ‘you grow girl!’
Why was the flower disappointed? He was all dressed up with nowhere to grow.
What did the flower say after teasing his friend? I’m just pollen your leg.
Flower Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aloe
Aloe who?
Aloe, it’s nice to meet you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Clover
Clover who?
Clover yourself!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Carnation
Carnation who?
What in carnation!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orchid
Orchid who?
Orchid talking with you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bud
Bud who?
Bud omens look like you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Marigold
Marigold who?
Marigold or marry for love
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rose
Rose who?
Rose it up with a nice fire
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stem
Stem who?
Stem for you to stop with the jokes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Violet
Violet who?
I’m about to become violet with you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stalk
Stalk who?
Stalk with these knock knock jokes
Knock, knock
Lily
Lily who?
Are we lily doing this?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iris
Iris who?
Iris you would stop all of this
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thyme
Thyme who?
Time to go away
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thistle
Thistle who?
Thistle make you stop
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Zinnia
Zinnia who?
Zinnia around!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bud
Bud who?
Bud, I’m just messing around
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kale
Kale who?
Kale, bye
Dirty Flower Jokes
Why was the flower unable to get it up? His buds were drooping.
What is a tulip’s favorite pick-up line? I want my tulips on your organ.
What did the kinky flower say? Nip me in the bud.
What words did the flower say to their partner? Talk dirt to me.
What did the conservative flower say about other flowers? They’re de-flor-able.
What did the daisy say when he was caught in bed with another flower? Oopsie-daisy!
What is it called when a flower gives head? Floral.
What did the rose say when bragging about her partner? He is very generose in bed.
What is a pervert’s favorite flower? The dirty rose.
What did the flower say before reaching its peak? Don’t poll-en out of me!
What did the flower who couldn’t get it up say? Grow, goddamn it.
How do flowers do orgies? In bunches.
Why did two flowers divorce? The other flower had a low pollen count.
What did the flower say to the pollinating bee? Put it in my bud.
What do flowers do in one-night stands? Bud then breakfast.
What do you call a flower that sleeps around so much? The garden hoe.
Why were the flowers excited every morning? Because they get wet.
What is the hardest plant? The cac-tus.
Laughter is the best way to fall in love with something and this collection will have your heart beating for more flower knock knock jokes in no time. It’s hard to believe that things as beautiful as flowers can be funny with these flower jokes or even alluring because of dirty flower jokes!
Share more laughter with us by commenting your own flower jokes! If you want something juicy, think up some dirty flower jokes or a witty flower knock knock joke.
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