Tulips have been one of the most expensive flowers in history and even today, their popularity has hardly diminished. While tulips may be popular, there are many sides to this flower you likely don’t know.
From funny tulip puns to romantic tulip puns and everything in between, read on for an entertaining collection of the best puns about one of the most popular flowers around!
Funny Tulip Puns
Get your tulips off of me!
My favorite drink is mint tulip
You’ve got me tulip-ping and stumbling.
Man, you’re tulipping!
Americans measure drinks using tulip ounces.
A yard of tulips used in my dress
The song sounds tulip synced.
Open your tulips with good eats.
Tulip or not tulip?
You’re as bright as a tulip bulb.
He’s got a stiff upper tulip
Give me your tulip pump before you go.
Romantic Tulip Puns
I smack my tulips when I see you
Care to join me in a tulip-lock?
Let’s go on a romantic tulip.
I love you tulip much.
Choose these tulips.
Kiss me with your tulips.
Your two lips is all I need.
Your tulips eat my oxygen.
Tulips together are better when it’s yours and mine.
I’ve got the tulip fever for you, baby.
Plant your tulips on mine.
I don’t want tulip without you.
My Dutch tulips are under my dress.
I want five babies and tulip together with you.
Tulips are better than one.
Puns with the Word Tulip
You’re just going tulip me high and dry?
We’re meant tulip forever.
I’ve caught the tulip fever.
You’re freezing, your tulips are blue.
I want you tulip me alone!
You took the words out of my tulips.
Someday, your fat tulip will get you in trouble!
Tulip Puns for Instagram
I can keep a secret; I’m tightly tulip-ped.
Tulip clovers aren’t as lucky as four-leaf ones.
You’re just a dim tulip bulb.
I’ll take a tulip from your book.
Read my tulips.
Stop giving me tu-lip service.
My tulips love delicious food.
What a beautiful day tulip today!
You’re all tulips and no trousers.
Put your money where your tulips are.
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These puns about tulips are best shared with everyone, especially if they’re the funny ones! You might also have someone to share our romantic puns with, but be careful which you send to them! Some of them are too risqué to send before the sun is down.
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