Puns. Love ’em or hate ’em they have the power to bring a smile (or at least a wry grin!) and when they’re on a topic that we love, they can become irresistible.
Whether you’re looking for some funny flower puns for Valentine’s day cards, puns for mother’s day or otherwise just searching around for flower jokes and puns to share with your friends, this list has it all!
So flower lovers, here you go!
Flower Puns
What’s up, buttercup?
What’s stomata?
Thank you cherry much.
Oh snapdragon!
Don’t get so pansy with me.
I’ll show them. They oleander-estimated me.
That’s a-pollen!
That’s de-flor-able!
A peony saved is a peony earned.
She has a violet streak.
You’ll rue the day.
A peony for your thoughts?
Tonight I’ve pollen, and I can’t get up.
Let’s get to the root of the problem.
She’s a budding entrepreneur.
I hate to be the bearer of bud news
Sunflower Puns
Girls just want to have sunflowers.
Sunflower power
You’re my sunflower.
It’s a sunflower-y day.
These blooms are sun-stoppable
All helios broke loose.
Wishing you a day full of sun and flowers.
Funny Flower Puns
Oh no… I wet my plants!
Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
Hosta la vista, baby!
Pistil’s firing.
Don’t be so impatiens.
That is just ranunculus.
Ok, bloomer.
Get clover it.
Pretty fly for a cacti.
Bloom baby bloom
Flower Puns for Mother’s Day
Mom, you’re the petal to my stem.
I love you tulip much.
Happy Mum’s Day
I’m proud to be y-orchid
You made my daisy.
Thanks a bunch.
If mothers were roses, I’d choose you!
Thanks for always rooting for me.
Thank you for helping me bloom.
Flower Puns for Valentine’s Day
You’re pollen at my heartstrings.
I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
You are iris-istible.
You had me at hydrangea.
You’re the most beautiful in the cosmos.
Lotus be together forever.
Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
Talk dirt to me.
Wildflower about you.
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
You prickle my fancy!
I just want some-bud-y to love…
You can poppy-n anytime.
I love you more than a trillium times.
If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.
Flower Jokes and Puns
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal.
What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband? She told him once and floral.
What do you call a French baker’s favorite flower? Croissanthemum.
What do you call it when two young flowers fall in love? A budding romance.
What’s the best flower for a boy to give for Mother’s day? Son-flowers.
What kind of garden does a baker usually have? A flour garden.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
Why couldn’t the scientist plant any flowers? He hadn’t botany!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth.
What is a sunflower’s favorite meal? A light meal.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
How do two flowers greet each other? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it.
What did the youngest flower child say? Last bud not least!
Roses need therapy. It helps them get to the root of their problems.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school? Its petals were broken.
Why did roses save the day? Because they’re he-rose.
What do you call flowers who are bffs? Best buds.
Which flower is the clumsiest? The whoopsie-daisy.
What did the blossom say when asked how everything’s going? Just peachy.
What kind of flowers were at the flower bed? Everyone; adults orchids.
What is a flower’s favorite ride at the fair? The marigold-round.
For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
We believe that flower jokes and puns are a good method to cheer someone up or make them happy. Make them even happier by using flower puns on special days. Sharing to them flower puns for Valentine’s day or sunflower puns (if they’re your friend or family’s favorite flower!) shows that you pay attention to what they like and that you value them as a person.
There are so many creative and hilarious flower puns out there for each theme and occasion that this list would take ages just to list them all! Even so, comment your most favorite flower puns and if you’re feeling creative, invent your own in the comment section below!
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Sharing flower puns are fun and all but you should also consider giving actual flowers, especially to the men in your life! Learn what flowers to give them and when
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